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The Santa Clause is a classic childhood Christmas movie. It perfectly captured our idea of what the North Pole would look like , it spurred the amazing thought that your own dad could actually become Santa, and the messages about what's really important in life hit you right in the gut. But since it's one of favorites to re-watch every year , we continue to pick up on more jokes every time we tune in. The kid humor is obvious and adorable the North Pole has a "Ball Room" of actual bouncing balls , but the adult humor is very, well, adult. Between Scott Calvin's — er, Santa Claus's — bitter divorce from ex-wife Laura to his resentment at her new husband Neil, the writers definitely squeezed in a few things for our parents to pick up on. Keep reading to see the best but maybe kinda worst?
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Adult Christmas Jokes

It's not too early to spread some Christmas cheer, just ask these 14 people who practically didn't even wait until Thanksgiving was over to flood their feeds with intense holiday spirit. And even if you're not a huge fan of Christmas, here is something other than Christmas carol music ugh that'll make this year's holidays a little lighter. Whether you can't wait to share Christmas humor with your adult friends or are drunk from Christmas dinner and want some Santa jokes, Christmas jokes, or dirty holiday jokes to pass around the table, we've got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much PG
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